Direct Hit! Got Their Van Stolen in Detroit!

Direct Hit! just posted on their Facebook page that they’re van has been stolen. Check out the announcement below (ALL CAPS left intact).

YO OUR VAN WAS STOLEN ABOUT 2 HOURS AGO IN DETROIT ABOUT A BLOCK FROM SLOW’S BBQ. LICENSE 988-VAS. IF ANY OF YOU KNOW WHO TOOK IT, OUR GEAR, OUR TOUR MONEY, OUR PASSPORTS, AND ALL OUR COOL-ASS PERSONAL SHIT, MAKE SURE YOU ALERT THEM TO STICK IT ALL UP DEEP INSIDE THEIR FUCKING ASSES AND ENJOY THE HERPES. NOT A JOKE. FUCK YOU.

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