Hey! I’m Piano Whitman. I write, sing, and play keyboards in My Kid Brother. I love recording, driving my car, learning, and spending time with my friends and family. I also love my name, but every rose has its thorn.
Here are the Top 10 Questions I Get Asked Being Named Piano:
1) Is that your real name?
Yes. It is.
2) Hannah?
No. It’s Piano. Like the instrument!
3) Are you fucking with me?
I wish I was.
4) How do you spell it?
Phonetically.
5) You got ID proof?
Please don’t make me go find my wallet… but.. Yes, I do.
6) Oh yeah? Well, my name is Guitar.
Hahaha.. (AKA, I’m trying to be nice here.)
7) Did your parents name you Piano?
It actually started as a nickname in school, and later became my real name. I loved the sound of it since I’m also Italian! My full name is very long so my close friends call me any one of my 5 names.
8) Do you play the piano?
Sometimes! I mainly play keyboards and synthesizers!
9) It sure is destiny you play the piano, huh?
It truly does make soundcheck easier.
10) Can I play ya? Tickle your ivories?
I think I’ve heard every terrible, punny, pick up line out there. No. You cannot.
So, there you have it. A day in the life of being named Piano. Cheers to always having a very weird, time-consuming ice breaker! Get to know Piano Whitman and the rest of My Kid Brother before the release of their upcoming album, Happy.Mad.Weird.Sad, via Fearless Records, on Oct 7th.
The kids are on the road, too! Find ‘em in a city nearest you here!
